What are you trying to say?

Why dear, how did you know I wanted this cake for Valentine's Day! It's perfect! Wait... what does it say? You love who? WHO IS YUO?! HUH! You lying sack of s#!t! We are through!

Lord I love my local Kroger. Apparently nobody found this as humorous as I did as here it is a few days later.


Poor guy was just looking for a good home and someone to nom nom nom with. *tear*

Lonely panda seeks partner

At what age is it considered a fashion no-no to carry a panda backpack? In public, that is. Discuss amongst yourself and report back to me.

As a side note, it looks like this... person (?)... has their wrists strapped to their thighs. I hate when wrists and hands develop a mind of their own and walk off.

Thanks to Mrs. Jones for this!

Maaaaavalous

Meet my new fashion guru. I seriously want to be like her when I'm old, mental and wet myself in public.

On a side note: this diva felt it was necessary to tell the 70+ year old man cashier that she was using a Wal-Mart gift card that her grand kids got her because they didn't know what else to get her when she made it CRYSTAL clear on her list of items she wanted for Christmas. (Yes, she said it just like that.)

Weeeee wooon't huuuurt yoooouuuu

Holy shit, Batman! How can a baker honestly think this would coax someone into buying it?! It looks like it is going to sprout arms and legs so it can run after me and gnaw my ankles off. *shivers* I'm good but I'd rather chew on tree bark, thanks.

Totally natural

Oh no honey, I have always though of fuchsia and eggplant (with roots) hair as "natural". Really natural. I don't want to stop and start at all. Or stalk you through a Sephora store during the busy holiday season, have management of the store watch me because I look fucking suspect, just to snap a picture. Hell no. I wouldn't do that. Just one question... do the drapes match the carpet?