Moar personalized plates

Oh how I adore thee, personalized plates. You never cease to amaze me with what people think is okay to have on the back of their car as a representation of themselves. Take this one, for instance. Exactly what in the hell does that mean?

You went to the University of Louisiana and graduated with a BEE average?

Congrats, to you Lexus driver. You stumped me. I assure you it won't happen again.

Shotgun!

I don't think the proper words to describe this post have been invented yet. The fact the person driving that vehicle had the idea to have the Marlboro man outline put on her (yes, a woman) window is one thing; to follow through on that idea is something else entirely. Was she simply advertising to the entire world that she has a serious crush on the cigarette icon or just wanted to hopefully get away with riding in the HOV lane with only one person int he car... the world may never know.

This is a beauty pagent and I am judging

Why would anyone want to do this? Just because you drive a Firebird doesn't mean you strip it of what little dignity it has by putting a damn Firebird decal on the hood. If someone drove a GTO would they have to have a Goat decal put on the hood to balance it out? I think not.

The fact this is so beyond stereotypical made me stop in the middle of a parking lot, back up and snap a picture. I wasn't able to see the other side of the car but I'm pretty sure there's a few dozen spit cups, a dog hanging out the window and a child chained to the muffler. Wait, no, the owner obviously loves that car so they wouldn't damage it. Maybe the dog is chained to the child. That would make more sense.

Optical Illusion

It's like a Magic Eye... stare at it and let me know what you see.

Twin Towers? Or Triple Towers?
Sparklers?
Jolly Green Giant birthday candles?

Ponder and get back to me because I'm still seeing a little of everything.

This is who I'm calling...

When I need a cake decorated I am giving these people a buzz. Not only do the pictures speak a thousand words but it's a pink van! PINK!




I'm going to especially want a unicorn cake. I mean, c'mon. Who doesn't want a unicorn cake?!


So lifelike... so realistic... It would be such a shame to cut into that work of art. The next best thing is to put it on the side of the pink van and let everyone know how good you are at decorating unicorns. Brings a tear to my eye.

*tear*

How I love personalized plates

They seem to always be open to interpretation. I want to know what goes through someone's mind when they are filling out the forms for these personalized plates. Plus who tells them that it is a good idea? I want to either shake their hand or smack them in the face. Case in point:


Then again, do you want to know why he is driving a truck with "Mater-X" as the plate? Makes you wonder, doesn't it...