No shirt, no shoes, no ... pants?

I was first attracted to following the fuzzy mountain lion mane but then realized that she (?) basically has no pants on. NO. PANTS. I don't want to see that or anything like it. Hey lady (?) if I buy you some pants will you wear them?

Nah, I got it in my car

This isn't the dirtiest car I've come across but it's the one I was able to get on film. What mental capacity does one have to have to think it is okay for your car to smell like week old moldy ass? They make trash cans for a reason. Use. Them. This is just gross! I'd rather walk up-hill both ways in three feet of snow with no shoes on than accept a lift from this driver.

Engrish gud, ya?

Who doesn't want brackfas burritos for $.99?! Hope he rolls through my town sometime...

Thanks to Crafty for this one

Better than a wire coat hanger

Say you are having problems with the body of your car. Not serious issues but enough to bother you. It isn't something you want to take to the shop (especially not the one I went to... eesh) just yet because you don't want to pay the insurance deductible. We've all done it. Admit it. Knowing cars like I do means you have an appreciation for them so when you see something like this it makes you cringe.


That is the elusive Mercedes Benz CL 430. That means it is a bad. ass. car. Shame the *woman* driving it only knows it's a Benz and nothing else. The least she could have done is match the duct tape. I swear, that shit comes in every color of the rainbow now. Even the original color is silver!! TRY to match it so it blends... {shakes head in shame}

They see me rollin'

I swear I love apartment complex living. You never know what crazy crap you are going to see. Take this cart, for example. It is from a local Wal-Mart that is over 1 mile away. What has to be going through your mind to think it IS a good idea to push this damn thing over 1 mile, through an access gate with the bags of junk you just bought? Oh, and then leave it parked outside your building as if you stopped to check the mail? Don't worry, I'll wait while you help me figure it out.

America's Next Top Model

Ma'am, I am amazed by your sense of style! I love how the full mink fur hat brings out the purple in your 1995 wind suit. I might also point out how those Shape-Up Skechers shoes will certainly help you "walk off" the two giant freaking candy bars you are carrying. Well done. I hope I can be that classy when I get older.

Just in time for the holidays

This is exactly what we all have been praying for each night. I want to know I can attach some extra elastic onto my pants button and enjoy that added comfort, creating a very attractive muffin top. Forget that you could be a super fat ass and keep stuffing yourself until your extra elastic extender will need another extra elastic extender. But it is the holidays so go on, enjoy yourself.