Nice body work

I see why this driver opted to use a zip tie to fix his bumper. I mean, it is a small, easy way to hold that shit to your car. I do have a few questions though... 1) What in the F&*K are you thinking?! 2) Wouldn't bailing string or a wire hanger work better? 3) Why would you puncture a whole in your bumper in order to secure loop the zip tie through?! I sure this driver hasn't reproduced. I don't need another one of these oh so thoughtful drivers on the road next to me. Their hub caps might or blinker lights might fly off because the duct tape or chewing gum didn't hold.

Too much at once

I can barely dress myself in the mornings so maybe that is why I don't understand this outfit. Baby doll dress with long sleeve shirt, sweat pants and uggs. Let's ignore the fact I can't stand those boots but to have sweats tucked in just takes it to a whole new level. What was she going for, anyone? Don't worry. I'll wait.

Please notice that she is searching the shirt shelves at Wal-Mart. She might be shopping for more options. Let's keep our fingers crossed that she makes a return appearance.

No seconds for me, thanks

How would you react if you uncovered your eyes on your birthday to see one of these cakes? It looks like someone used them during a recent oil change. Seriously, it doesn't even look edible. How about you spend your hard earned money one those oil stains and let me know.

So good and so good for you

The thought of pancake and waffle mix out of a squeezy cheese can makes me want to vomit. How would you explain that to your children? "Open wide, honey! I'm going to squeeze this into your mouth and you just hum hot air and let that cook. Once it's cooked we can add butter and syrup. Yum!"

That's not going to lead them to a life of diabetes at all.

What do you use for the shine?

It is so long and silky... who do you use to keep the shine, my good man? How can a woman not hate on him for this? I know I am. I'll have you know it took everything I had to not try to pet the hair...

'Tis the season

Yes, Christmas is a few weeks away but there are other ways to show your holiday spirit. THIS, my friends, is not it. Not. It.

Do these come in a Medium Husky?

I know that designs on the pockets of jeans are the "hip thing" but when it looks like something from Lion King on your ass, there's a problem. My first thought wasn't, "WOW! Tight jeans! Where'd you score those?!" It was more like, "WTF?! It looks like a kindergarten class did that one day as an art project and someone was stupid enough to think it would look good on a pair of jeans. Not to mention slap a price tag of one-fiddy on it." (I apparently had too many thoughts at once...) But what do I know. I'm lucky if I can match black with black.

Thanks again, Crafty!